Era and Janu
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Totally unplanned outing with the hunk, William
Today, woke up to a very nice breakfast prepared by my sister...hash brown, eggs and pancakes... yummy...THANKS SIS!!!
My sister decided to go Midvalley Megamall and i tagged along.....on the way there...i messaged Will that i was heading there....then...ngam ngam also he said that he was heading there with his friends....memang ada jodoh *hint*:P.
Well, I was with my family, and he was with his friends...so just did our own stuff la....accidentally met up at this Nokia thingy where his friend and my sister took part....damn hilarious lar.... they had to model a NOKIA N73 phone to get some prize.. After that...had sushi for lunch at Sushi King with family....ARIGATO...*burp*
With nothing to do, decided to watch 'CLICK' with William...so stayed on while my sister and her family went home..
GO WATCH "CLICK"!!!! So touching!!! Unlike an Adam Sandler's show..this one is really touching.......I CRIED!!!!! kinda embarrased for me to cry in front of William!!!:P "malufying" hahahah....
Had Kenny Roger's *burp* before headed back home via KTM......
My sister decided to go Midvalley Megamall and i tagged along.....on the way there...i messaged Will that i was heading there....then...ngam ngam also he said that he was heading there with his friends....memang ada jodoh *hint*:P.
Well, I was with my family, and he was with his friends...so just did our own stuff la....accidentally met up at this Nokia thingy where his friend and my sister took part....damn hilarious lar.... they had to model a NOKIA N73 phone to get some prize.. After that...had sushi for lunch at Sushi King with family....ARIGATO...*burp*
With nothing to do, decided to watch 'CLICK' with William...so stayed on while my sister and her family went home..
GO WATCH "CLICK"!!!! So touching!!! Unlike an Adam Sandler's show..this one is really touching.......I CRIED!!!!! kinda embarrased for me to cry in front of William!!!:P "malufying" hahahah....
Had Kenny Roger's *burp* before headed back home via KTM......
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Out with my hunk, William
Made plans with William a week ago to go out today (been wanting to go out with him so long time already...FINALLY). Met him at Midvalley at about 11.30 and headed straight for lunch cuz both of us were HUNGRY... ate at the food court cuz we didnt have anything particular in mind...
Makan- makan already...then we went around midvalley for a gift for William's friend. Thought of getting her a teddy bear but the teddy bears that we came across weren't cute, or nice at all....they were somehow cacat..... but finally after walking UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN....we managed to find one, wrap it up and phew...we were done with it.... Doing this teddy bear hunting made me realize that teddybears are really expensive... a nice huggable teddy would cost you about RM 120+?? damn...
after that, thought of catching a movie cuz we had tonnes of time to kill...but the queue to buy the tickets were long (note to self: remember to book tickets online first). so instead we shopped around...window shopped here and there....William managed to buy 2 shirts from Tropicana Life and I, a girl (usually the one who should be crazy over sales) came home empty handed!!! p/s: Will, next time you become my fashion advisor okay?
But not to forget we had Haagen-Dazs ice cream and Starbucks' Frappucino in between....so i shall not complain!!!:P
Will, i enjoyed myself....we should do this more often...:P
Makan- makan already...then we went around midvalley for a gift for William's friend. Thought of getting her a teddy bear but the teddy bears that we came across weren't cute, or nice at all....they were somehow cacat..... but finally after walking UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN....we managed to find one, wrap it up and phew...we were done with it.... Doing this teddy bear hunting made me realize that teddybears are really expensive... a nice huggable teddy would cost you about RM 120+?? damn...
after that, thought of catching a movie cuz we had tonnes of time to kill...but the queue to buy the tickets were long (note to self: remember to book tickets online first). so instead we shopped around...window shopped here and there....William managed to buy 2 shirts from Tropicana Life and I, a girl (usually the one who should be crazy over sales) came home empty handed!!! p/s: Will, next time you become my fashion advisor okay?
But not to forget we had Haagen-Dazs ice cream and Starbucks' Frappucino in between....so i shall not complain!!!:P
Will, i enjoyed myself....we should do this more often...:P
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Family Picture
When all of us went back to Labuan recently, we all managed to have out family picture taken. It was nice to have all of us back there together, cuz it has been awhile since all of us siblings were there at home at a time. Usually, one of us will go back at a time. So i guess my parents were really happy to have all of us back there!!!
We also managed to celebrate my dad's 55th birthday with a few of my dad's closest friends. Being home with the whole family was really nice although i had to study for my final exam (the following week was finals, damn bad timing). Couple of my afternoons were spent at the library studying.
When i was in labuan, i also managed to meet up with a few friends (Oubre, Nana and Michelle). Went dinner with Nana and Michelle at Pulau Labuan Coffee House. It was fun catching up with them after a long time!!
So, anyway...enjoy the pictures of my family.....and you would notice that i have put on quite a lot of weight....must be the exams..haha..(trying to blame someone or something else besides myself). So this holiday, trying to lose all those weight lar!!!! Go swimming, try to eat less la...wish me luck!
We also managed to celebrate my dad's 55th birthday with a few of my dad's closest friends. Being home with the whole family was really nice although i had to study for my final exam (the following week was finals, damn bad timing). Couple of my afternoons were spent at the library studying.
When i was in labuan, i also managed to meet up with a few friends (Oubre, Nana and Michelle). Went dinner with Nana and Michelle at Pulau Labuan Coffee House. It was fun catching up with them after a long time!!
So, anyway...enjoy the pictures of my family.....and you would notice that i have put on quite a lot of weight....must be the exams..haha..(trying to blame someone or something else besides myself). So this holiday, trying to lose all those weight lar!!!! Go swimming, try to eat less la...wish me luck!
Sleep Over at Carmen's
Since Carmen is leaving for Holland next week to continue her studies for 2 freaking years, we all decided to have another girl-night-together.
So on Sunday, i went down to Subang Parade to meet up with Era for a sleep over at Carmen's place!
Went around Subang Parade until Carmen came to pick us up. Went mamak for tea where we met up with Janu. After mamak, headed to Carmen's place just to chill and relax before dinner. Carmen's place burnt down awhile ago, so renovations were still going on. Carmen's room is still okay, but the master bedroom (where the fire started) was burnt really badly...
Headed to dinner at about 9 something (pretty late for me, but since i had my mamak earlier, it was alright). We went to this place called the Sahara's Tent, an arabian restaurant. Ahmad (Carmen's boyfriend) introduced us to this restaurant and it was fantastic....The food was great although the portions were a little too much...anyhow, the food was very very nice!! the ambience was also very different... We were totally suprised to see that there is a small arabian town in the middle of KL. what i mean by a small town is that there were little shops which sells all the arabian things...the sign board where all in arabic...very fascinating!
After dinner, we just hung out at Savana's tent, chilling...or rather taking all kinds of pictures!! hahahaha... we took so many pictures that i think everyone around us must be really annoyed or think that we are really "sakai"... Ahmad must be totally embarrassed by us...haahaha... (era if you are reading this, please send those pics soon!!!)
Janu went home after all that (so sad that she couldn't join us), and we spend the night at Carmen's place... We were so tired when we reached home that we all just KO'ed..cuz usually we have chit chat sessions that would last us till the wee hours of the morning!! BUT this time, we just slept until about 10 in the morning...
We had to rush a bit, cuz Carmen had to be at the Dutch Embassy by 2.00pm to collect her Visa to Holland!! We manage to get there before 2pm and did everything that was needed to be done... Since Era needed to go for a meeting at about 3 something, we drove thru McD's to get our lunch.... Since we were already there in KL, Carmen dropped me off at KL Sentral to head back to Nilai...
Reached Nilai and took the bus home....i gotta tell you, the bus that i sat home was the worse bus i have ever sat on.....everytime it would go over a bump, it would make sounds that as if the bus was going to come apart...creepy...i was just hoping that it would not break down!!! Thankfully it did not..:P I arrived home safely!!
Carmen, i'm going to miss you so much you know!!! Hope you enjoy yourself there, and dont forget to find some cute guys......not for you okay? FOR ME!!! Do take care of yourself....and dont forget to come home to see us!!!! if you dont.....see if we will forgive you!!!:P HUGS AND KISSES!!!!
So on Sunday, i went down to Subang Parade to meet up with Era for a sleep over at Carmen's place!
Went around Subang Parade until Carmen came to pick us up. Went mamak for tea where we met up with Janu. After mamak, headed to Carmen's place just to chill and relax before dinner. Carmen's place burnt down awhile ago, so renovations were still going on. Carmen's room is still okay, but the master bedroom (where the fire started) was burnt really badly...
Headed to dinner at about 9 something (pretty late for me, but since i had my mamak earlier, it was alright). We went to this place called the Sahara's Tent, an arabian restaurant. Ahmad (Carmen's boyfriend) introduced us to this restaurant and it was fantastic....The food was great although the portions were a little too much...anyhow, the food was very very nice!! the ambience was also very different... We were totally suprised to see that there is a small arabian town in the middle of KL. what i mean by a small town is that there were little shops which sells all the arabian things...the sign board where all in arabic...very fascinating!
After dinner, we just hung out at Savana's tent, chilling...or rather taking all kinds of pictures!! hahahaha... we took so many pictures that i think everyone around us must be really annoyed or think that we are really "sakai"... Ahmad must be totally embarrassed by us...haahaha... (era if you are reading this, please send those pics soon!!!)
Janu went home after all that (so sad that she couldn't join us), and we spend the night at Carmen's place... We were so tired when we reached home that we all just KO'ed..cuz usually we have chit chat sessions that would last us till the wee hours of the morning!! BUT this time, we just slept until about 10 in the morning...
We had to rush a bit, cuz Carmen had to be at the Dutch Embassy by 2.00pm to collect her Visa to Holland!! We manage to get there before 2pm and did everything that was needed to be done... Since Era needed to go for a meeting at about 3 something, we drove thru McD's to get our lunch.... Since we were already there in KL, Carmen dropped me off at KL Sentral to head back to Nilai...
Reached Nilai and took the bus home....i gotta tell you, the bus that i sat home was the worse bus i have ever sat on.....everytime it would go over a bump, it would make sounds that as if the bus was going to come apart...creepy...i was just hoping that it would not break down!!! Thankfully it did not..:P I arrived home safely!!
Carmen, i'm going to miss you so much you know!!! Hope you enjoy yourself there, and dont forget to find some cute guys......not for you okay? FOR ME!!! Do take care of yourself....and dont forget to come home to see us!!!! if you dont.....see if we will forgive you!!!:P HUGS AND KISSES!!!!
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Therefore, I love my Mom
I OWE MY MOTHER!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17.. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18 My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your jacket on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, yo'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favourite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out to bejust like you!"
p/s: Mum...I love you SOOOOO MUCH....Miss you too!!!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17.. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18 My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your jacket on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, yo'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And my favourite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out to bejust like you!"
p/s: Mum...I love you SOOOOO MUCH....Miss you too!!!!
Truely Inspiring Poetry
Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls..........
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come> here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
found on toilet doors and walls..........
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come> here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Friday, August 11, 2006
Finally I'm Done
Yahoo!!! Finished with another semester!!! Exams are over and the holidays are kickin' in!!!!
Yesterday, after my last paper (CSC 100), 6 of us classmates headed down to Bandar Sunway for buffet steamboat!!! We ate and ate like there was no tomorrow and felt like throwing up!!! and it was totally worth it for the amount of food we ate...we paid RM 22 each and ate till we cant eat anymore!!!
We headed to Sunway Pyramid to try to catch a movie but the movies all started way to late.. if we were to watch it, we would have come back to Nilai about 3 something in the morning... So instead, we hung out in Starbucks...had my Green Tea Frappucino which was like the icing on a cake!!! Totally made the whole night worth it!
Came back here and went for a drink at the mamak here again....The whole night was about sitting down and putting something into our mouth...constantly stuffing our faces with food!!!
SO NOT HEALTHY AT ALL!!!!
Well, came back showered and plonked on the bed and slept till about almost 1 in the afternoon today!!! Which is actually very amazing, cuz i think this is the first time waking up so late....i mean like i think i slept about more than 10 hours?? I think that is why i feel so lazy today!!! but wait a minute...i think i'm lazy all the time!!
Anyhow....holidays have officially started and anyone who wants to hang out....dont ever feel shy to give me a call to go on a date with me.....i would totally love to!! ..*tak pandai malu*
:P Cheers to everyone who's on their holidays now......."Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh...to those who dont.....Bleh!
Yesterday, after my last paper (CSC 100), 6 of us classmates headed down to Bandar Sunway for buffet steamboat!!! We ate and ate like there was no tomorrow and felt like throwing up!!! and it was totally worth it for the amount of food we ate...we paid RM 22 each and ate till we cant eat anymore!!!
We headed to Sunway Pyramid to try to catch a movie but the movies all started way to late.. if we were to watch it, we would have come back to Nilai about 3 something in the morning... So instead, we hung out in Starbucks...had my Green Tea Frappucino which was like the icing on a cake!!! Totally made the whole night worth it!
Came back here and went for a drink at the mamak here again....The whole night was about sitting down and putting something into our mouth...constantly stuffing our faces with food!!!
SO NOT HEALTHY AT ALL!!!!
Well, came back showered and plonked on the bed and slept till about almost 1 in the afternoon today!!! Which is actually very amazing, cuz i think this is the first time waking up so late....i mean like i think i slept about more than 10 hours?? I think that is why i feel so lazy today!!! but wait a minute...i think i'm lazy all the time!!
Anyhow....holidays have officially started and anyone who wants to hang out....dont ever feel shy to give me a call to go on a date with me.....i would totally love to!! ..*tak pandai malu*
:P Cheers to everyone who's on their holidays now......."Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh...to those who dont.....Bleh!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Monday, July 31, 2006
Out with my hommies
On saturday, I went down to KL to celebrate Era's Birthday. Janu picked me up from the KTM station around 2. Hung around her place, got ready to have a blast with my girlfriends..
Had dinner at TGIF, Subang Parade. All 4 of us had a wonderful time (Carmen, Janu, Era-the birthday girl, and myself). Nothing can beat a girls night out... The people at TGIF also sang a birthday song for Era and they were so much fun. The guys were also cute! hahaha...
We were the last customers when we left, cuz it was already 10.30pm almost 11!! didn't realize!!!
We went clubbin after that, Carmen's boyfriend drove us to this club called "Bar Savanh" and it was packed to the max!!! We had to dance in this corner but nonetheless we were all still had fun dancing!!! The music was great...
we left the club around 2.30 and headed for mamak. Went to this place behind Janu's house called 'Steven's Corner'. Sat and chatted till dawn...went back to Janu's place only at about 5.30am??
Slept for only an hour and had to send Era to KL Sentral, so since she was going there, might as well follow her. Took the train back to Nilai, back home....to continue my sleep!!!
Had a blast with my best of friends!! Hope we can do this more often!! Miss you guys already!!!!
ERA!!!! HAPPY 21'st BIRTHDAY, I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF!!! ENJOY LIFE SINCE NOW YOU ARE LEGALLY ABLE TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!!
Had dinner at TGIF, Subang Parade. All 4 of us had a wonderful time (Carmen, Janu, Era-the birthday girl, and myself). Nothing can beat a girls night out... The people at TGIF also sang a birthday song for Era and they were so much fun. The guys were also cute! hahaha...
We were the last customers when we left, cuz it was already 10.30pm almost 11!! didn't realize!!!
We went clubbin after that, Carmen's boyfriend drove us to this club called "Bar Savanh" and it was packed to the max!!! We had to dance in this corner but nonetheless we were all still had fun dancing!!! The music was great...
we left the club around 2.30 and headed for mamak. Went to this place behind Janu's house called 'Steven's Corner'. Sat and chatted till dawn...went back to Janu's place only at about 5.30am??
Slept for only an hour and had to send Era to KL Sentral, so since she was going there, might as well follow her. Took the train back to Nilai, back home....to continue my sleep!!!
Had a blast with my best of friends!! Hope we can do this more often!! Miss you guys already!!!!
ERA!!!! HAPPY 21'st BIRTHDAY, I HOPE THAT YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF!!! ENJOY LIFE SINCE NOW YOU ARE LEGALLY ABLE TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!!
Friday, July 28, 2006
At the end of the semester!
Since the end of the semester is just around the corner, we took pictures with our lecturers....except with our computing lecturer.
This semester has been a hectic one!!! Journals and Assignment has filled this semester to the max!! NO LIFE AT ALL!!!
FINALS are in 9 days time!!! PRAY FOR ME!!!
Enjoy the pictures!!!!
This semester has been a hectic one!!! Journals and Assignment has filled this semester to the max!! NO LIFE AT ALL!!!
FINALS are in 9 days time!!! PRAY FOR ME!!!
Enjoy the pictures!!!!
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Aren't we full of excuses?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC(MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC(WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain.
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHENREFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHENREFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon...Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot,Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "PewJeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orangutan as "rangutan".
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC(MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC(WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain.
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHENREFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHENREFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon...Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot,Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "PewJeot". When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassed saying "Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orangutan as "rangutan".
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Its been awhile
WOW...its been couple of weeks since i last blogged!
Not much has happened except that my mom came for about a week...which was great!! miss her so much!!!!
Went to watch Pirates of The Caribbean. It was good.....with JOHNNY DEPP and ORLANDO BLOOM...Nothing can go wrong....but the only thing that there was no ending.......i'll just have to wait for about another year for the 3rd show to come out....
As for college...all the test is now over....FINALS are in 2 weeks time!!!! DAMN...time flies like mad! SO NOT PREPARED!!!!!!!!
I guess that is all the things that happened that is worth saying....
OH YA...another thing....my LIFE GUARD exams are on the 13th of august!!!! SO Not prepared for that too!!!!
Not much has happened except that my mom came for about a week...which was great!! miss her so much!!!!
Went to watch Pirates of The Caribbean. It was good.....with JOHNNY DEPP and ORLANDO BLOOM...Nothing can go wrong....but the only thing that there was no ending.......i'll just have to wait for about another year for the 3rd show to come out....
As for college...all the test is now over....FINALS are in 2 weeks time!!!! DAMN...time flies like mad! SO NOT PREPARED!!!!!!!!
I guess that is all the things that happened that is worth saying....
OH YA...another thing....my LIFE GUARD exams are on the 13th of august!!!! SO Not prepared for that too!!!!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
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