Thursday, July 28, 2005

History Repeated

Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Pope Died.

Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.

Isnt it IRONIC???

Tuesday, July 26, 2005


I'm Susan...even though i'm not a housewife!!!! Posted by Picasa

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hmmm... what can i say to feel up this blog????

well...I havent been doing much lately. Now, i am reading East of Eden! by John Steinbeck. Most of you might have read it since its such an old story already..It is really a nice story and i cant seem to put the book down!!!

Click here if you want to buy the book...hahahhaha...highly recommended!

Last sunday, went to FP thinking of getting my eyes checked, but then i had my contact lenses. Instead of getting my eyes check, i donated blood....hehehe....they were having this blood donation, organized by some "moral up-lifting" association. At last, i could donate my blood after trying 2 times a couple months back.

Since, i did not get my eyes checked the other day, i went to have it checked today. the lady said that i did not have to change my specs because there was no changes since the last time i changed my specs....so i bought 6 pairs of contact lenses that would last me 6 months...So i dont have to worry for the next 6 months about my eyes!!!!!!heheheh

Today, play badminton again....before Aunty Yew Choo came, it was alright, wasnt really that tired......THEN.....hahahah aunty Yew Choo came, stroked with her and she gave me some pointers....."harder!!!yes!!harder!!!your leg position!!!!harder!!harder!!!!" after about 15 minutes i was drained!!!!!OMG!!!!! my arms started to shiver!!!!!I think aunty saw me, she must have thought "this young girl...like that also no stamina"...i surrendered!!!!!!!!

I'm looking forward to catch the ladies of Wisteria Lane from DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE tonight after watching JOEY. Joey is so adorably stupid!!!!i wonder if there are people that stupid. But he is adorably sweet...

well....thats it for now..will update you guys!!!


Friday, July 22, 2005

Selfish prayer vs Selfless prayer

A voyaging ship was wrecked during a storm at sea and only two of the men on it were able to swim to a small, desert like island.

The two survivors, not knowing what else to do, agreed that they had no other recourse but to pray to God. However, to find out whose prayer was more powerful, they agreed to divide the territory between them and stay on opposite sides of the island.

The first thing they prayed for was food. The next morning, the first man saw a fruit-bearing tree on his side of the land, and he was able to eat its fruit. The other man's parcel of land remained barren.

After a week, the first man was lonely and he decided to pray for a wife .The next day, another ship was wrecked, and the only survivor was a woman who swam to his side of the land. On the other side of the island, there was nothing.

Soon the first man prayed for a house, clothes, more food. The next day, like magic, all of these were given to him. However, the second man still had nothing.

Finally, the first man prayed for a ship, so that he and his wife would leave the island. In the morning, he found a ship docked at his side of the island. The first man boarded the ship with his wife and decided to leave the second man on the island. He considered the other man unworthy to receive God's blessings, since none of his prayers had been answered. As the ship was about to leave, the first man heard a voice from heaven booming, "Why are you leaving your companion on the island?"

"My blessings are mine alone, since I was the one who prayed for them," the first man answered. "His prayers were all unanswered and so he does not deserve anything." "You are mistaken!" the voice rebuked him. "He had only one prayer, which I answered. If not for that, you would not have received any of my blessings."
"Tell me," the first man asked the voice, "What did he pray for that I should owe him anything?"

"He prayed that all your prayers be answered."

For all we know, our blessings are not the fruits of our prayers alone, but those of another praying for us.

My prayers for you today is that all your prayers maybe answered

Women and Men

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

O FRIEND! In the garden of thy heart plant naught but the rose of love, and from the nightingale of affection and desire loosen not thy hold. Treasure the companionship of the righteous and eshew all fellowship with the ungodly. -Baha'u'llah Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Political Incorrectness

POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations.

Her Majesty's Government has conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e's" in the language is disgrasful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru!

UND ZEN VE VIL TAK OVER ZE VORLD!

Why Women are SPECIAL??

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired,and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...Without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?

'CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)

SIGH SIGH

I still did not get into a local uni even after appealing for it.....DAMN the goverment!!!! I really dont understand the system and how do they actually decides on who gets in the uni or not??????argh....damn the system!

So this means that i'll be going to Inti Nilai. I'll be going there on the 11th of August and have to enroll on the 24th. I'll be staying with my big sister and according to her, i'm going to make her life a living hell.....lets just wait and see...i might just be an angel after all.......heheheheheh!!

Am i looking forward to it?? yes i am..im too bored staying in labuan already. I have been here for about hmm........7 months???i think i have to get back studying and use my brain cuz i feel that my brain is dead.....you know when pentium 4 turns into pentium 1....but is my brain even a pentium 4 to start with????hahahahaha.......

well.....last weekend has been a tiring one. helped out with the special olympics with their sports. On saturday, spent the whole day at the sport complex...came a back, face all red!!!! Took a long cold shower and then took a nap. Later in the evening, went to Shamini and Natasha's birthday party..came back early before the heavy rain.

On sunday, it was another day at the bowling alley...also with the special olympics...did not really do anything, just distribute mineral water....hahahahha easy peasy!!

This morning, Mum and i went to play badminton, just managed to play one game and thats it....then headed for breakfast.

i guess that all..see you around......

Saturday, July 16, 2005

No Spika da Inglesh

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine, retorted the lady indignantly. In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........ Hey, coola down lady, said the man. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.

Answering Service

Hello, and welcome to Dane County mental health hospital.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y &c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0-0-0.

If you are bi-polar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Internet Dumping/Modem Hi-jacking

A few days ago i was surfing the internet and all of a sudden i see a few new stuff on my desktop, and it looked like some XXX pics.....so i clicked on it, wanting to delete it..but it started connecting to the internet, dialling some wierd overseas number...i freaked out and cancelled the connection. Ever since that day, everytime i want to connect to the internet i have to check whether it is the correct number it is dialling.....

I keep creating new internet connections because the overseas line keep over-writting my line!!!!!stupid lar....

To read more about this internet problem,click

http://http://www.tm.net.my/html/htm/internetdumping/more.htm

so...i have downloaded this internet blocker so that i blocks any number besides 1515

It is really irritating and i dont really know how to get rid of it!!!!!it is really driving me up the walls!!!!!!!SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!I'M DESPERATE!!!!!!!

Friday, July 08, 2005

THe history of Medication

The History of Medication:

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1980 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2005 A.D. - That antibiotic is unhealthy. Here, eat this root.

Well, what goes around, comes around!!!!!

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

New Stuff on my bloggie!

hey hey...whassup???

I have was bored and thought of adding a few stuff to my bloggie...and so i did.

I now have a new weather forecast, a new counter and a new acronym generator....i hope you guys will have fun with the acronym generator!!!!

Am I Stunning? Zany? Unforgettable? Eccentric? Mischievous? Appealing? Yucky( i hope not)?

My butt is aching from yesterdays badminton....havent played badminton in a long while!!!!ouch....ouch....

See you guys around soon.....

Sunday, July 03, 2005

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Friday, July 01, 2005

Damn......My car went Flat

Last night, I went out with Nana's friends from UTP. We had dinner at Little Labuan, indian food..yummy!!!!!although a bunch of them did not enjoy the spicyness...We had sambal prawn and petai, ayam masak merah, fried french beans, fish curry, fish cutlet....what else ah????and oh ya...we had this bittergourd(peria)....first time i ate, fried and crunchy!!!real nice!!!

After dinner , we took one of the friend, Lilian to see the doctor, she wasnt feeling to good and wanted to go get some medication. We went around to find for a 24-hour clinic as it was already 9.30pm. We drove pass about 3 clinics and all were close until we found one near Malindo. And the receptionist told us that we had to wait for a while cuz the doctor had a house call. So, wait and wait and wait until the doc came back. Since they just came down from Mt. Kinabalu, the doctor said that she had altitude problems, and it would go away soon.

After the doctor, which took about an hour, we headed back to Little Labuan. Hung out there for a while. Matt, Jon and a few others were playing pool, while the others were at the bar singing karaoke and drinking. Wasnt feeling in the mood of partying i decided to go home and sleep! So, i said my goodbye's and left....

This is where real story begins.......I got into my car, put the keys into the ignition, turned the key........the engine wouldnt start...i started to panic!!!!So i tried again....the engine still wouldnt come alive...The person in the car next to me signal me trying to say "No point trying..the car wont start!!!"...damn....i started to worry...I called my mum trying to tell my situation..she said " car no battery already."

I ran in the pub and told Nana that my car wouldnt start, Jon and Matt overheard and they came to the rescue. Jon immediately took the keys out of my hand and went to my car.....He tried to start it, still couldnt...Matt got a guy to help, i opened the bonnet to let him have a look...he said...."yup, the battery is a goner!! "sigh..the only thing that we could do was to jump start the car. Thank God, Nana's car had the jumper cable!!!!!Practically saved my day!!!Dad called up and said to jump start the car and he reminded me to connect the jumper correctly.....The guy from the bar, connected my batteries to Jon's car batteries and got my car started...

All of them warned me...you better not mati engine...if not..you'll be dead...you cant start the car again!!!!since my car was an automatic car, it cannot die on me like a manual car would....Jon said: " if you mati engine with this automatic car, i dont know what to do with you anymore!!"heheheheh.....imagine how scared was i...imagining stranded in the middle of no where...but then...labuan bah this.....there is no "middle of no where".......

Well, here i am, i reached home safely!!!!!! I hope this will never happened to me again...but i'm glad to have gotten the experience....and i would like to thank my friends: Nana- for your jumper cable; Jon- for your car ; Matt- for your support when i was so worried and for asking that man to help; and to that man from the bar(bobby? i think)- thanks for helping jump start my car......... I love you, my friends..you mean the world to me!!!!!!!hugs and kisses!!!