Friday, June 30, 2006

Why do people watch Akademi Fantasia?

I was just flipping thru the channels and didnt have anything to watch so i just watch the Akademi Fantasia.

I find it real crap lar... they are so darn emotional.... someone leaves for the week...its like someone just died!!!

even that Aznil guy cries.... i think if a person who wasnt that emotional would also have to act all mushy so that its not that obvious....

As a contestant, arent you suppose to be happy that its not you that was eliminated? i know you are sad that your new-found friend is leaving, but he/she's not dead...... you'll still see him/her....its really funny to see everyone crying, the host, the judge, the contestants, the audience....everyone la....

I call it FAKE!!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Bleh

For the past one month, every weekend, i've been stuck at home all alone....

So, i realize that now i dont look forward to weekends anymore....

Weekends now is always filled with homework....if no homework also, just laze around la... Suppose to be having fun...the only fun i have is watching myself being so pathetic..

Every monday, when i hear about what my friends did during the weekend, i really feel i have no life!!! seriously!!!

I rather go to college cuz at least i'm surrounded with people..........

Sigh.......so...its the weekend and it sucks


and oh ya....I'M SICK!!!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Studying weekend!

This weekend will be a studying weekend for me. I've got a biochemistry test on Monday and still at the beginning of the chapters! I really hope to be able to score for my test!!

My sister and her family just left for Perth, Australia this morning and will be back on Tuesday. So for 4 days, i'll be all alone. Someone who wants to come entertain me, you are most welcome!

I really hope to get some studying done! i've been so lazy for the past few days and still feeling really lazy!!!! This semester i really feel so "bleh"

Anyway....gotta get going with my studying so that i can finish studying everything!

Have a hell of a weekend and tell me about it, cuz you dont want to hear about mine.....

p/s: i can already tell you about my weekend before it ends....L.A.M.E!!!!

Cheers!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

Creative Writing Assignment

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:

The professor told his class one day:

"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me.The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary.

THE STORY:

(first paragraph by Rebecca)

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her."Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary)

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"

(Rebecca)

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose>>>>attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of &$#@ TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"

(Rebecca)

A--hole.

(Gary)

B-tch.

(Rebecca)

F__ YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!

(Gary)

Go drink some tea - Wh_re.

(TEACHER)

A+ - I really liked this one

Friday, June 16, 2006

My report for the day

Title: The post-syndrome of doing laboratory journals

Aims: - to know the effects of doing too much laboratory reports and journals

Methods: You will have to do at least 4 reports a week.

Results: After completing the experiment, i had become somewhat disorientated. I also discovered that i hate doing reports. It is time consuming, energy consuming. It takes away the time i have for fun.

Discussion:- This experiment was done under the pressure of handing it up the next day.
-This experiment showed that doing too much of lab reports will consume a
lot of energy and and time allocated for other more important things.
-Doing lab reports are lame and it makes me a lame person.


Conclusion: After conducting this experiment, It can be said that doing too much lab report can cause a person (me) to have no life.








SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM LAB REPORTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Weekend.....OVER

Stayed in this weekend.

Managed to finished 2 assignments and 2 lab journals. Did a little bit of studying for the test on Tuesday.

I guess that was my weekend.......yes, i know its lame.....

bleh!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Its already wednesday....that was fast....

Weekend went by like a jet plane. It was Friday, then it was already Sunday. Damn....I was in my Aunt's place over the weekend. Went to my cousin's shop and also my aunt's Inner Wheel dinner. I also manage to go to One utama on friday night and bought myself a jacket that i have been wanting to buy. Pink is the colour....sweet!

Monday and Tuesday have already gone and i am still packed with all the assignments and lab reports! Its really draining every drop of the very much needed sanity i have left! I havent had enough sleep these past few days........According to my predictions, this will go on for a month.... i know i'll "kaput" by that time.

I really need a break...sigh...anyone can donate their holidays to me? i know a couple of people who have such amazingly long hols now.....*grin*

anyway...wanna go rest for a while now..need to study later for test tomorrow!! Wish me luck!!!!

Much love!!!