How much of a chinese am I?

[ ] You like to eat chicken feet.
[x] You sing karaoke.
[x] You've worn glasses ever since youwere in fifth grade.
[ ] You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
[ ] You are a math genius.
Total: 2

[x] You sometimes take showers at night.
[x] You avoid the non-free snacks inhotel rooms.
[x] You say "aiyah" and "wah"frequently.
[x] You save grocery bags.
[x] You twirl your pen around yourfingers.
Total: 5

[x] You have been taught that wasting food is a sin.
[x] Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
[ ] You beat eggs with chopsticks.
[ ] You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
[x] You have eaten moon cakes before
Total: 3

[x] If you don't live at home, whenyour parents call, they ask you ifyou've eaten, even if it's midnight.
[x] You email/msn your Chinese friends, even though you're only 10feet apart.
[ ] You can read traditional chinese
[x] Your toothpaste tubes are allsqueezed paper-thin before they arethrown away.
[x] You know what pearl milk teas are.
Total: 4

[x] You bring fruit with you as a giftwhen you visit people's homes.
[x] You have acquired a taste forbitter melon.
[x] You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.[x] Your parents argue with other adults over the dinner bill.
[ ] You love to use coupons.
Total: 4

Now add the numbers up and multiply itby 4.

i am _72_% Chinese